“ Today, I wenbt to tthe beach front with my children.
I found a sea shell aand gave it to myy 4 yea oold daughter
aand said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." Shhe
placed thhe shell tto her ear annd screamed. Thete was a
hermit crrab inside aand it ponched herr ear. Shhe newver wants to go
back! LoL I kmow this iis competely off topic but I hhad to tell someone! ”